Self proclaimed Pop Culture Princess Kim Kardashian was seen Thursday, wielding a handkerchief, in what appeared to be the throes of a very abrupt and uncomfortable sneeze. When asked about the apparent malaise, Kardashian said, "I sent a crew to dust those trees before I came through here. Somebody didn't do their job, as I seemed to be exposed to pollen, like a poor person. They will be hearing from my lawyer." She later told an E! reporter, "When you're rich and beautiful, there's always someone out to get you!"
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Who is she, what has she done, is she contributing to the advancement of the human race, what happens when she farts?????????????????
ReplyDeleteDid you realize there is an entire website and forum devoted to a sneeze fetish! LOL Stringer G you have driven poor Kim into hiding........oh boo fucking hoo. Now can you please find some dirt on Lindsay Lohan, that should be pretty easy! Send all that priviledged mess in Hollywood into hiding. Bring back scripted TV! I have too much reality in my own damn life I don't need these "celebrities" and their bs. annoyed? me?? nah just tired of all these people who think they are famous because their parents happened to make some money. Thank God Paris Hilton seems to have fallen off the radar.
ReplyDeleteAwesome comments, you guys!! What has she done? Why should I care? I sent her into hiding, huh? SWEEEET!!!!! Of course "in hiding" means she'll only make it to 3 tabloids a day, but hey, it's a start!! Hey, you guys should sign up, so you get credit for your awesome comments!
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